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Octopus – Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs? A: A puss.

Soccer Booty Call… Passing – Come on, I’m getting tired of passing to myself. Goooaaalll!

Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info – Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white male…

Handbags – The Englishman’s, Irishman’s and Scotsman’s wives go shopping one day to a big…

Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a wintry mix followed by a…

A setback in Iraqi-American relations – Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in…