You’re So Ugly… Mistletoe

The Best Pub for Free Drinks – A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman…

Robot Booty Call… Beauty – You are so beautiful you give the sun reason to…

Coma Arousal – A man rushes out of his wife’s hospital room. "Doctor, doctor –…

Lincoln Booty Call… Theater – Care to join me at the theater this evening?

Medieval Booty Call… Hut – Your poorly thatched hut or mine?

Ugly Kid – Q: What sexual position makes for ugly children?A: Ask your mom.