You’ll Be So Fat…Mayonnaise

Sleep Walking Nun – What do you call a nun who sleep walks? A roamin’…

The Seven Dents – What’s red with seven dents in it? Snow White’s cherry.

You’ll Be So Fat…Bathtub – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll fill the bathtub…

The Blind Man – I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It’s…

Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore – Just because you’re a plant-eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try…

Filthy Parrot Changes His Tune – A quiet, polite man owns a disgusting, foul mouthed…