You’ll Be So Fat…90210

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Lawyer Croaks – A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak…

George Bush is So Stupid… – George Bush is so stupid, he’s still looking for…

My Blonde Is Broken – How do you break a blonde’s nose? Place a dildo…

Fat Woman – Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat…