You know you”re having a bad day when your …

Flea Circus – There were four fleas on a woman’s thighs. Two were smoking pot…

Divorce and Circumcision – Q: What’s the difference between a divorce and a circumcision?A: In…

Turtle Sexuality – What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!

Corporate Booty Call… Transfer – I’d like to make an internal transfer.

German Virginity – What’s German for ‘virgin’? Goesintight. What is the word ‘non-virgin’ in German?…

Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.