Yo mama’s so ugly… kid

Gay Jamaican – Q: What do you call a gay Jamaican guy?A: Pokemon.

Thirsty whale – What did the thirsty whale do? Bit the tail of a submarine…

Jock Booty Call… Open – Hey babe, I’m just trying to open up a hole!…

The Seven Dents – What’s red with seven dents in it? Snow White’s cherry.

Blonde Robbery – A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give me your…

Inventions – Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets…