Yo mama’s so skinny… baseball

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Johnny Cash – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…

Blonde – Elmo Factory – Once there was a blonde who really needed some money.…

Bubble Blowing Duckies –     Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and…

Ex-Lax, Don’t Do It – Why are men like laxatives? Because they irritate the crap…

Holiday Feast – A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair…

Born Loser Defined – Q: What’s the definition of a born loser?A: A stowaway on…