Yo Mama’s So Fat… VCR

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Michael Jackson’s Baby – What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? "Which one’s Mommy?"

John McCain’s Band – Q: What is John McCain’s favorite band?A: Limp Bizkit.

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The Stick – ”Did you ever find the guy?” ”What guy?” ”The guy who beat…

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