Yo Mama’s so fat… band

Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.

Designated drunkard – Rednecks don’t let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride…

Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Ladder – Yo’ Mama is so short, she had to…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ghetto… Rims – Yo’ Mama is so ghetto, her rims cost…

Horny Old Ladies – Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.…

Spock’s Discovery – What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log!