Yo’ Mama’s Cooking… Homeless

Astronaut Booty Call… Stuff – I’ve got the right stuff… in my pants.

P. Diddy on a Diet – What dessert doesn’t Puff Daddy/P. Diddy eat any more?…

Comeback Before You Leave – If I want to hear from an asshole, I’ll fart!

Times When the F-word Was Appropriate – People get really upset when you use the…

Hobo Booty Call… Warmth – Let’s go back to my spot and huddle for warmth.

Signs You’re Logged On to a Redneck’s Computer – — The keyboard is camouflaged.– The…