Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Clock

Christmas Cookie Dough – Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Telephone Pole – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has…

You’re So Small… – You’re so small you could milk a cow standing up.

First Lady – Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day…

Congressmen and Light Bulbs – Q: How many Congressmen does it take to screw in…

Angelic Love – "My wife is an angel." "Lucky you. Mine’s still alive."