Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Rainbows

Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Butter – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s…

Hitler Abstains – Q. Why didn’t Hitler drink tequila? A. Cause it made him mean.

Lesbian Vampires – Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? A: See…

Impossible Deposit – A man goes to a sperm bank and says, "I’d like to…

The 20 Disses – Words can’t describe your outfit, so I’ll just throw up! They…

Clown joke: read at own risk – There once was a little kid named Billy…