Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Family Portraits

I Could Have Been Your Daddy – I could have been your daddy, but the…

Geek Booty Call… Google – Come on, I’m tired of Googling myself.

Gourmet Booty Call… Crudite – We can get as crudite as you want, baby!

Dead Frog – A young boy walks into a whore house dragging a dead frog.…

Tough Love – A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It…

The Offspring – A birch and a beech tree grow up side by side in…