Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Coma

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Amuse-o-tron – As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Blonde in a Round Room – How do you keep a blonde busy? Put her…

Mental Patients at a Baseball Game – A hospital psychologist decided to take his mental…

Jack and Jill II – Jack and Jill Went up the hill To smoke some…

Platypus Booty Call… Name – That’s right, bill of a duck, tail of a beaver,…