Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Boomerang

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lifeguard – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Hair Line – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her hairline…

Your Pants – Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the…

Zombie Booty Call… Stealing – I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.…

One-Legged People – Q: Where do one-legged people eat?A: IHOP

A Blonde Goes to the Library? – Once a blonde went to the library to…