Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bedtime

Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.

Cook – Q. What do call a good cook? A. A master baster.

Moms and Their Snooping – Three women are discussing their teenage daughters. The first declares:…

Girl on Tracks – One evening, a man goes home after an unsuccessful night looking…

Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry – Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a…

Hardworker, That Bush – Bush is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and…