Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bananas

Blonde Condoms – What do blondes call condoms? Doggie Bags

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Whales – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes whales…

Yo mama’s So Old,..Driver’s Test – Yo’ mama so old, she took her driver’s test…

Regularity – Woman: I have a problem. Doctor: Well, are you regular? Woman: Yes I…

The Blonde Hostess – Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?…

Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!