Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Mirror

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Spandex – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her car is…

Zombie Booty Call… CPR – I hope you know CPR, ’cause you’re taking my breath…

Pirate Booty Call… Long John – Aren’t ya wonderin’ why they call me Long John?…

A Gummy Problem – Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was…

Jock Booty Call… Sweet – Hey babe, want to see the sweet spot on my…

Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex – — You are guaranteed to get at least…