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Pickled Bread – Q: What’s another name for pickled bread?A: Dill dough.

German Windbreaker – What do you call "fart" in German? Farfrompoopin!

Peckers – What can a bird do that a man can’t? Eat with his pecker!

Shekshy Legsh – You have very nice legs. What time do they open?

Rubbed the Wrong Way – A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get…

Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls – What’s the difference between a Ford and a golf…