Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Chapstick

Pirate Booty Call… Friend – Would ya care to meet my friend One-Eyed Willie? Yar!

Classic Booty Call… Money – Would you rather I buy you a drink, or just…

Christmas Bonus – Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at…

Rejected Science Fair Projects – — just HOW poisonous are poisonous snakes?– Which household products…

Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #2 – Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw…

Late Cannibal – Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner?…