Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Track & Field

Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Tattoo – Yo’ Mama is so flat, she tattooed "Front"…

There were two blondes at the park… – There were two blondes at the park.…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Roll – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can roll…

Cow at Cranberry Cove – What do you call a cow murder mystery? A moo-done-it.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hula Hoop – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she needed…

Clinton, Bush and Washington… Sinking Ship – Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington…