Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Second Mortgage

Lipstick at School – According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington…

Tub o’ Goo – Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

Pirate Booty Call… Rope – It’s time for you to meet my rope’s end! Yar!

Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get any human resources on you.

Geek Booty Call… Upgrade – My hard drive upgrades every time I look at you.

Blonde’s Multiple Orgasms – Q: What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?A: Great…