Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Jack-O-Lantern

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chilly – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she heard…

Mmmmmmmilk – A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived…

Astronaut Booty Call… Drink – It’s true, we do drink ‘tang…

Toilet Paper Enlargement Kit – A self-conscious wife asks her husband, "Honey, are my boobs…

Pirate Booty Call… Blow – Well… blow me down? Yar!

Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?…