Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bacon

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Orange Juice Carton – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she…

Mouth Organ – What is Bill Clinton’s favorite instrument? The WhoreMonica!

Drunk and Arthritis – A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus…

Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Drain – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she wears waders…

Definition of Indefinitely – What is the definition of indefinitely When your balls are slapping…

Juicy Squirt – The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy…