Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Whale Sighting

Bees Pees – Q: Where does a bee pee? A: At the BP station.

Redneck Booty Call… Sister – C’mon, you’re my only sister!

Microwave Cookery – Why’d they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!

Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef – Q: What’s the difference between pea soup and roast…

Jock Booty Call… Muscle – Hey babe, I think I pulled a groin muscle. Or…

Blondes and Virgins – Q: What do virgins and blondes have in common? A: Nothing!