Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Orbit

Marriage Woes – — I married Miss Right — I just didn’t know her first…

Barbie’s Hygiene – Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?A: A Tic-Tac.

Pirate Booty Call… Anchor – Can I drop my anchor in your lagoon? Yar!

Gay Dinosaur – Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.

Cow Bells – Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Internet – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she doesn’t need…