Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Mayonnaise

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Ding Dong – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when you…

Walks Into a Bar… Cheese Sandwich – A man walks into a bar with a…

Pirate Booty Call… Mainsail – Lift yer mainsail and prepare to be boarded. Yar!

Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the…

You Need Elephant Muscles – Jack tells his doctor how he can no longer sustain…

Beautiful? – A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife…