Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Jeans

Peroxide Revenge – Q: What is brown, bloody and lying in a ditch? A: A…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tampons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she rolls her…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bungee – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went…

Classic Booty Call… Eyes – The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your…

Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Track & Field – Yo’ Mama is so short, she…

Gourmet Booty Call… Knife – No, that’s a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy…