Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Earth

Pirate Booty Call… Rum – Yo ho, Ho! And a bottle of rum? Yar!

Knock, Knock… Olive – Knock, Knock?Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive you with all my heart!

Here, Piggy, Piggy – An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs,…

The Proud Redneck – A redneck walks into a bar with a wet, steaming pile…

Headache – Q: What’s the worst way to get a headache? A: When she sneezes.

Blonde’s Twinkle – How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde’s eye? Shine a…