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Pit Bull with Herpes – Q: What’s meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A:…

Eagles and Weasels – Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

Brown in the Forest – Q: What’s brown and sits in the forest?A: Winnie’s pooh.

Blonde’s Legs – What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?…

Breakfast in Bed – Why do drunks throw up in the sewer? So homeless people…