Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chocolate Milk

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Blonde in a Swimming Race – A blonde, brunette and a redhead have a breaststroke…

No arms no legs – Q: What do you say to a woman with no…

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Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.

Hipster Booty Call… Matching – That sport jacket totally matches your sneakers.