Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bacon Fat

Astronaut Booty Call… Spelling – I put the "ass" in astronaut… assuming you spell that…

Mad Cows – Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you…

Sensitive About the Eye – Two friends go out to a club. One friend with…

Geek Booty Call… Palm – You make me wanna use my Palm.

Redneck Christmas Shopping – You know you’re a redneck when… you go Christmas shopping for…

Corporate Booty Call… Fax – I wanna fax you up.