Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Airport Bust

Male Sex Drive Through the Ages – Between 16 and 32: Tri-weeklyBetween 33 and 52:…

Cow Abortion – Q: What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?A: De-calf-i-nated.

Peacock – Q: What do you call a female peacock? A: A she-c**k or pea-c**t.

Snobby Tampons – Q: What did one tampon say to the other?A: Nothing. They were…

Magic Puddle – One day, a policeman walked by and saw a drunk man sitting…

Prune Pizza – What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!