Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Thinking

Smallness – You’re so small that when it rains you’re the last to know!

Osama’s Covered Wagon – Why hasn’t Osama bin Laden ever been circumcized? Because there is…

Limerick: Man from Peru – There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep…

Confucious…Baseball – Confucious say: ”Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk."

Obviously, She Never Flossed – A hillbilly is sitting in a bar, drinking, when a…

Constipation – Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? ‘Cause they don’t give a crap!