Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elephant

Porcupines – Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.

When Shit Hits the Fan – A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour…

Men and Carpet – Why are men just like carpet? Once you lay ’em right…

Thirsty whale – What did the thirsty whale do? Bit the tail of a submarine…

Constipation – Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? ‘Cause they don’t give a crap!

Poor Old Man – This old man goes to the doctor’s. "Help, Doc. I just…