Yes, Mr. Bear – A guy goes out one day, hunting for bear. After a few hours in the forest, he finally sees a giant grizzly. He gets the bear in the rifle’s sight and is about to pull the trigger when he feels a tap on his shoulder. It’s another bear. ‘Buddy,’ the bear says, ‘that’s my best friend down there. I can rip your head off right now, or you can suck my dick. What’s it gonna be?’ Fearing for his life, the hunter says ‘I’ll suck your dick, Mr. Bear.’ The next day, hungry for revenge, the hunter returns to the woods and sees the same bear. But as soon as he lines up the bear in his sights, he feels a tap on his shoulder. ‘Buddy,’ says the bear. ‘Today, I can rip your head off or you can fuck me in the ass.’ Again fearing for his life, the hunter replies, ‘I’ll fuck you in the ass Mr.Bear.’ The next day, furious at what has happened to him, the hunter returns to the forest in order to kill same bear. Once again, he gets the bear in his rifle sights when he feels a tap on his shoulder. The bear shakes his head at the hunter and says, ‘You don’t come here for the hunting do you?’
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