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Contractor Booty Call… Slab – Want to take a look at my hung slab?

You Bet Your (Sex) Life – A golfer is in a competitive match with a…

Anti-Bush/Cheney Campaign Slogan – Bush and Dick: Put ’em together and you’re screwed.

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Parking Meter – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put…

Feelin’ Blue – What do you call a guy with a blue penis? A tight-fisted…

Ray Charles’ Wife – Have you seen Ray Charles’ wife? Neither has he!