Worth More in Las Vegas – A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags and asks her where she’s going."To Las Vegas. I found out there are men who will pay me $400 to do what I do to you for free."The man started packing his bags. "Where are you going?" she asked."I’m going to Las Vegas with you. I want to see how you’ll live on $800 a year." ——————— Hot Breakfast ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hot Breakfast – An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in their home."Just think," the old man says, "we were sitting here at this same breakfast table, naked as jaybirds, 50 years ago.""Well," the old lady snickers, "what do you say — should we get naked?"The two immediately strip to the buff and sit back down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady says slyly, "My breasts burn for you now as they did 50 years ago.""I’m not surprised," replies the old man. "One’s in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!"
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