Widow’s Future – A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"
Saturday, April 5
Widow’s Future
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