Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex – — You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.– If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.– The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.– You don’t have to keep in touch with the person who gives you some.– 40 years from now, you’ll still enjoy candy.– If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.– It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning with pleasure.– You can do the whole neighborhood.
