Why don’t witches wear panties?

Jock Booty Call… Holding – Hey babe, are you interested in a little offensive holding?…

Pirate Booty Call… Head – Need to use the head? I’ve got one you can…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Santa – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she wore a…

Rhoids – "How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."

Confucious…Baseball – Confucious say: ”Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk."

Big pimpin’ – What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and George Bush?…