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Viking Booty Call… Lips – Mmmmm… your lips taste like salted fish.

Jock Booty Call… Split – Hey babe, I’d love to split your uprights. High five!

Jock Booty Call… Tossing – If you’re tossing, I’m going long. High five!

Bush Gets Testy – Q: What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A:…

Teacher’s Pet – On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for…

Astronaut Booty Call… Rock – Baby, I’ll rock your world so hard it’ll put Pluto…