What They Say at Your Funeral – Three friends die in a car accident and attend an orientation in Heaven. An angel asks, "When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"The first guy says, "I would like them to say that I was a great doctor and a loving family man."The second guy says, "I would like them to say that I was a caring husband and a schoolteacher who made a huge difference to kids."The last guy says, "I would like them to say — LOOK, he’s moving!"
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What They Say at Your Funeral
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