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Yo’ Mama Is So Uptight… Jaws of Life – Yo’ Mama is so uptight, you…

Last Musical Request – The inmate on death row is scheduled to be put to…

Zombie Booty Call… Thief – Your father must be a thief, because he stole the…

The Clinton X250 – My new computer’s the Bill Clinton Model. It’s gotta 2 inch…

Curious Pickup Line – Love’s a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location…

Blondes Are Whores, Apparently – What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill…