Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends – 1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ”May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. ”Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. ”Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.” 5. ”Damn, this water is cold.” 6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 7. ”Now how did that get there?” 8. ”Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.” 9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,”Whoa! Easy boy!!” 10. ” Interesting….more sinkers than floaters” 11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,”Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" 12. ”C’mon Mr. Happy! Don’t fall asleep on me!!" 13. ”Boy, that sure looks like a maggot” 14. ”Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?” 15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ”Cross-Dressers Anonymous” newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall. 17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ”Peek-a-boo!” 18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ”Born Free.”
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