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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Vending Machine – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I put…

So Blonde… Airport Left – She is so blonde, when she went to the airport…

Bjork – Q: What does Bjork do when she’s horny? A: She watches pjorn.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Thong – Yo’ Mama is so fat, you can use…

Thirsty whale – What did the thirsty whale do? Bit the tail of a submarine…

Stoplight – There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walk.” She started…