Washington Booty Call… Mount

Hostile Happy Hour – What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar? He…

Chocolate and Viagra – Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?A:…

Jumper – Q: What’s the difference between a trampoline and a zombie baby? A: I…

At the Door – Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and…

Geek Booty Call… Phaser – If you were a phaser, you’d be set on "stunning."

Blonde Braincells – How do blondes’ braincells die? Alone.