Washington Booty Call… First Lady

Give Me A Break – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a Kit…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Layaway – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she puts McDonald’s…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Missing Navel – Yo’ Mama is so fat, they sent…

Blonde… Vibrator – Why don’t blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth.

Mmmmmmmmmm… – How is a soyburger like a dildo? They”re both substitutes for meat.

Blonde Battallion – What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?…