Walruses and Their Tupperware

Blonde’s Favorite Group – Q: What is a blonde’s favorite rock group?A: Air Supply.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sizes – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she buys clothes…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Ice Cream Truck – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she…

Depressed Proctologist – Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?A: He’s been feeling down…

DUI Enforcement – One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar…

Blonde Phone Sex – Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex?A: Because…