Walks Into a Bar… Vampires – Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I’ll have a pint of blood."The second one says, "I’ll have one, too."The third one says, "I’ll have a pint of plasma."The bartender says, "So, that’ll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"
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Walks Into a Bar… Vampires
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